[Don't worry, this is Banjou. He'll probably offer to help anyway because he'll inevitably be mildly curious about Ikea furniture and think "if there's two of us it can't be that bad..."]
I was about to ask what the address is. I'll be there.
Come now, Banjou-san, it's not as though I'm asking you to officiate at my wedding, there's no need for us to be this awkward. Miss Everett is going to think we're fighting at this rate.
[This is so awkward and strangely every day for them. He'll try to not think about it much, at least. And do... something with it.]
I'll be there. I wouldn't want her to worry and think there's some sort of problem.
People are supposed to bring something over for this sort of thing, aren't they? I'm sure Miss Everett would appreciate it if nothing else. I'll pick something up before I come over.
[It's not going to be anything fancy, but a store-bought cake makes it look like he's putting a modicum of thought into this whole trying to be human thing. That and the slightly more important keeping the alliance intact part.]
Well, I'm not going to argue with you, either, if you want to do that.
...She wants something of a traditional holiday this year, and I'm indulging her when it comes to that. Given her circumstances, I admit that I have no idea what this is actually going to entail, but I imagine that if we go in expecting it to be quainter than anything we've ever seen in our lives, we should be fine.
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I was about to ask what the address is. I'll be there.
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[...why is this so hideously stilted, good lord.]
Come now, Banjou-san, it's not as though I'm asking you to officiate at my wedding, there's no need for us to be this awkward. Miss Everett is going to think we're fighting at this rate.
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I'll be there. I wouldn't want her to worry and think there's some sort of problem.
People are supposed to bring something over for this sort of thing, aren't they? I'm sure Miss Everett would appreciate it if nothing else. I'll pick something up before I come over.
[It's not going to be anything fancy, but a store-bought cake makes it look like he's putting a modicum of thought into this whole trying to be human thing. That and the slightly more important keeping the alliance intact part.]
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...She wants something of a traditional holiday this year, and I'm indulging her when it comes to that. Given her circumstances, I admit that I have no idea what this is actually going to entail, but I imagine that if we go in expecting it to be quainter than anything we've ever seen in our lives, we should be fine.
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Admittedly I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm going to do what I can to give her an enjoyable Christmas.
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But I am looking forward to seeing what Miss Everett's take on the holiday is.